give 100%!

[Pooont]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like
this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achiev ing 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18 +11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing ! will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and
Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[kashya]

well, i guess we can at least confirm that pooont is still alive that's the first step, now we just need him to come back to the game . dude, im 55 and have 2 pieces of AF armor, you're missing out on all the fun!

[Kaizoku]

lmao nice XD bullshit and asskissing is the only way to get through english classes

[Escorial]

P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N
16+18+15+3+18+1+19+20+9+14+1+20+9+15+14 = 192% \o/

[Marrius]

thats settled ....... im procrastonating!!!!!!!!!! about going back to asaskissing and bullshitting ..today!

[razor]

r8^

[Kaezil]

hahahaha >.> *coughsaigives118%cough*

[Saishyuro]

It works though. I've been at my job for 2 years, and I'm about to receive my 3rd promotion ;P I only smile at those who are above me, everyone below or equal to me I ignore <_<;;;

[Kaezil]

hahahha >.> sai the socialble one

[Kaizoku]

hahaha the upper ones also ignore sai.
"eww i think that korean kid looked at me again"

[Saishyuro]

No one guesses I'm korean Most usualy think I'm chinese... plus all of the managers in my office are caucasian so they cant tell anyways

btw kai I ate pho the other day. I can't believe I did but yuck man, now I can remember why I dont like the stuff.

[Marrius]

:oheh

[Kaizoku]

holy crap sai, i've never met one person who doesnt like pho. even picky eaters love pho... what's wrong with you???

[Kaezil]

Dude, It's Sai. Game over.

[Marrius]

whats is pho